DIM SUM DOLLIES WAS HILARIOUS. Actually, make that IS HILARIOUS. 'Cause I'm like still smiling to myself at some of their stupid puns. HAHAHA. Their puns are so lame but smart that you can't help but laugh. I shall try to summarise it as briefly as possible. (:

Dim sum for today include:
+ LO MAI GUYS. Shit this seriously cracked me up like nobody's business. The Dim Sum Dollies had 6 male dancers, and when they were trying to tell the audience what kind of dim sum each of them are, they said the 6 macho-looking guys behind them were LO MAI GUYS (Lo mai gai, you know, the glutinous rice?). LOL.
+ Sang Nila [Utama] was gila and he likes to relak one corner.
+ Spice girls, literally. They were dressed as different spices. Ready to see the world and tour the world. The world tour bit was really hilarious. And, when Emma Yong, dressed as a ginger, walked out slowly, someone (I can't rmbr who) asked, 'why are you walking so GINGER-ly?' AHAHAH.
+ DVD pirates. Dirty, Very Dirty pirates. They're real pirates, with a ship and Captain Jack Shallow. LOL. The part when they talk about increasing the pay of the head pirates of the ship was so funny! 'You wouldn't want your mother and sister to work as maids on other pirates' ships right!' Increasing their pay will be beneficial to all the pirates under them leh! So familiar right. LOL.
+ Sarong Party Girl, literally again. They had sarongs, and they wanted ang mohs. HAHAHA.
+ Combining everything to become the 'Integrated Resorts'.
+ the Japanese pilots! Their accents was darn good.
+ the nuns (dressed like those in Sound of Music) and the convent schoolgirl (in the convent uniform and all)! Its funny how stuff that are really literal makes me LOL. And the convent schoolgirl's name is Maria. Just like The Sound of Music too. HAHAHA.
+ Kampungs also kenna en-bloc! LOL.
+ 3 girls in uniforms that suspiciously resembles Chung Cheng High's idolizing LKY. Its amazing how they sang about LKY without even mentioning his name. Yet everyone gets it. The song's name is called Luckily, or rather Lucky-ly(Lee). LOL. So they had words in the song that all became adverbs because they keep add '-ly(Lee)' to them. I thought it was damn witty. Hahaha. I mean, no normal person could have come up with that. They were so enthu they even had poms poms to wave and jump about.
+ The Malaysia Pageant! Which Miss Singapore got kicked out. HAHAHA. The last part had that 6 guys in pageant gowns, dancing together! So you can see their muscular legs peeking out from the gowns with high slits everytime they move. LOL.  
  
Ah everyone should have caught this. They're like the funniest people, man. Hossan Leong was genius too. And there were so many impersonations! Do you know that Mao Ze Dong actually got the idea of VIOLENT revolution from GANDHI? HAHAHAHA. And Pam Oei's Peranakan and Malay accent is like super good, its hilarious! I want to see her as the parking lot attendant again! Emma Yong's British accent was funny too. Too bad I didn't get the bit with the Cantonese. Haha. This was about the history of Singapore, (but a more nonsensical version) but I thought it was so smart the way they can put in stuff about our current affairs too. LOL. It was really funny. You should be able to tell by the number of times I have LOL-ed and HAHAHAHA-ed. (:  

Edit: I just realised today's the 29th of February! According to Catherine Lim's book A Leap of Love, and the movie, The Leap Years, today's the day when girls can ask guys to do anything and they can't refuse, 'cause its an old tradition! Quick, ask the guys you know to...I don't know, go to your house and be maids for a day or something. LOL. Hmm. 

HAPPY LEAP YEAR DAY! 
(If there's such a thing.Haha.)